One day, Jacob Bentworth Regan
, age 4
, was walking down the street in Scranton,
. He looked around and couldn't find Grandma Regan and Dad
All of a sudden everything became completely silent. Then a bright burst of light that
sparkled like fireworks lit up the sky.
Suddenly, there was the wildest Ninja ever in front of Jacob
! He was green, like a
martian, and had spikes on top of his head.
The Ninja spoke in a friendly voice, "Hi, Jacob
. This is radical. Gee whiz, I'm glad I
found you. I have it on the most excellent authority that you are the only person on Earth
who can help me!"
asked, "How can I help such a cool dude as you?"
Ninja explained, "Well my compact compatriot, here's the deal. The evil Nimrods are
planning to destroy Earth. They sent this one dude, a spy named Finkle, to transmit the
go-ahead signal. If we can stop Finkle, everything will be perfectamundo. Will you help
answered, "Sure, Ninja! I don't want Grandma Regan and Dad
to be hurt."
Ninja snapped his fingers and the most radical motorized skateboard appeared.
"Hop on, Jacob
, there's no time to lose!" Ninja said.
They drove through dark, twisted alleys of the city. All the buildings looked creepy.
Finally, they arrived at the hideout, an old deserted warehouse.
They peered through the basement window and saw Finkle getting ready to transmit
the go-ahead signal. Ninja explained his plan.
"Alright, my cunning cohort, I'll jump through the window and surprise him. You sneak
in the back door and we'll get him from both sides. Ready? Go!"
Ninja burst through the basement window. Jacob
ran around to the back.
could see Ninja and Finkle battling across the room, and Ninja was winning.
Finkle fired his intergalactic phaser, but it didn't do much good. Ninja was an expert with
the electromagnetic sabre and neutron dagger. Sparks were flying everywhere. It looked
like Ninja had won the fight, but just then...
Finkle managed to punch Ninja in the mouth and knock him straight into the laser cage.
The evil invader activated the cage, and the laser beams cut through the air like sharp
knives. The Ninja was locked inside the cage.
wondered, "What would Grandma Regan and Dad
Finkle ran over to the transmitter and said, "Ha ha! Ninja, how stupid of you to come
alone. Now there's no one to stop up from destroying Earth!"
realized that now it was up to him to think of a plan. Then he noticed the iron
bars tied to the rafters.
slowly climbed the ladder to the ceiling and shouted, "Oh no you won't, Finkle!"
The Nimrod looked up to see who had spoken. Then, quick as a flash, Jacob
the ropes holding the bars. CRASH! The bars came down on Finkle's head, knocking
him out cold. Jacob
quickly unlocked the laser cage and freed Ninja.
Ninja arrested Finkle and tied him to the motorized skateboard.
"Are you leaving?" Jacob
Ninja replied, "Exactamundo, my resourceful rescuer, but I couldn't have done it without
Ninja waved goodbye and blasted into the sky. Jacob
ran home to tell Grandma
Regan and Dad
about his wonderful Ninja adventure.